Hi. I'm Max.
I keep track of one thing: how long it's been since you took her on a real date. Dinner. Out. Phones down.
So — when was the last one?
Max
Max is quiet until .
You booked something, so I have nothing to bark about. This is what a happy dog sounds like.
So? How’d it go?
—
days
since a real date.
Booked? Booked. See you in a couple weeks. 🤝
Every real date, for the record
Nothing in the book yet. The next date is page one.
Max
Let me bark at you when it’s been too long. Nagging you is the whole point of me.