GOOD BOY now

Hi. I'm Max.

I keep track of one thing: how long it's been since you took her on a real date. Dinner. Out. Phones down.

So — when was the last one?

GOOD BOY now

Max

Max is quiet until .

You booked something, so I have nothing to bark about. This is what a happy dog sounds like.

So? How’d it go?

Good. Where’d you go? One line for the record — or leave it blank, I was probably asleep anyway.

— days

since a real date.

Booked? Booked. See you in a couple weeks. 🤝

A date happened and I missed it? Rude. When, and where’d you go?

GOOD BOY the record

Every real date, for the record

    Nothing in the book yet. The next date is page one.

    GOOD BOY now

    Max

    Let me bark at you when it’s been too long. Nagging you is the whole point of me.